Assalamulaikum, Peace be upon you.

I have been away for quite some time. it was due to internet interruption on my PC. Now I am glad to be back. To all Muslims in the world, I wish a an enjoyful and splendid Ramadan.

nazim

Guru didik murid tentang strategi halus musuh Islam.

KENYATAAN HIDUP DISEBALIK PERMAINAN INISeorang guru wanita sedang bersemangat mengajarkan sesuatu kepadaanak muridnya. Ia duduk menghadap anak muridnya. Di tangan kirinya adakapur, di tangan kanannya ada kayu pemadam. Guru itu berkata, "Sayaada satupermainan... Caranya begini, ditangan kiri saya ada kapur, di tangankanan ada kayu pemadam. Jika saya angkat kapur ini, maka sebutlah"Kapur!",jika saya angkat kayu pemadam ini, maka katalah "Pemadam!"Anak muridnya faham dan seterusnya menyebut dengan betul. Gurubersilih-gantimengangkat tangan kanan dan kirinya, semakin lama semakin cepat.Beberapa saat kemudian guru kembali berkata, "Baik sekarang perhatikan.Jika saya angkat kapur, maka sebutlah "Pemadam!", jika saya angkatkayu pemadam, maka katakanlah "Kapur!". Dan diulangkan seperti tadi, tentusaja murid-murid tadi keliru dan kekok, dan sangat sukar untukmengubahnya. Namun lambat laun, mereka kembali biasa dan tidak kekok lagi.Selang beberapa saat, permainan berhenti.Guru tersenyum kepada anak muridnya. "Murid-murid, begitulah kita umat Islam. Mulanya yang haq itu haq, yang bathil itu bathil. Kitabegitu jelas membezakannya. Namun kemudian, satelah musuh kita memaksakankepada kita dengan perbagai cara untuk menukarkan sesuatu, perkara yanghaq telah menjadi bathil, dan sebaliknya. Pada mulanya agak sukar bagikita menerima hal tersebut, tapi kerana terus disosialisasikan denganpelbagai cara menarik oleh mereka, lambat laun kita akan terbiasadengan hal itu, seterusnya kita mulai dapat mengikutinya. Musuh-musuh kitatidak pernah berhenti membolak-balik dan menukar nilai murniakidah/hukum Islam dari masa ke semasa."Keluar berduaan, berkasih-kasihan tidak lagi sesuatu yang pelik, Zina tidak lagi jadi persoalan, pakaian seksi menjadi hal yang lumrah, tanparasa malu, sex sebelum nikah menjadi suatu kebiasaan dan trend, hiburanyang asyik dan panjang sehingga melupakan yang wajib adalah biasa,materialistik kini menjadi suatu gaya hidup dan lain lain." "Semuanyasudah terbalik. Dan tanpa disedari, anda sedikit demi sedikitmenerimanya tanpa rasa ia satu kesalahan dan kemaksiatan. Faham?" tanyaGuru kepada anak muridnya.

"Baik untuk permainan kedua..." Gurunya meneruskannya. ....."Cikgu ada Qur'an,cikgu akan letakkannya di tengah karpet. Sekarang andaberdiri diluar karpet. Permainannya adalah , bagaimana caranya mengambilQur'an yang ada ditengah tanpa memijak karpet?"Murid-muridnya berfikir . Ada yang mencuba dengan tongkat, danselainnya.Akhirnya Guru memberikan jalan keluar, digulungnya karpet, dan ia ambilQur'an. Ia memenuhi syarat, tidak memijak karpet .."Murid-murid,begitulah ummat Islam dengan musuhnya. .. Musuh Islam tidak akanmemijak-mijak anda dengan terang-terangan. ..Kerana tentu anda akanmenolaknya dengan mentah. Orang biasapun tak akan rela kalau Islamdihina dihadapan mereka. Tapi mereka akan monolak kita secara ansur-ansur,sehingga kita tidak sedar."Jika seseorang ingin membuat rumah yang kuat, maka dibina tapak yangkuat. Begitulah Islam, jika ingin kuat, maka bangunlah aqidah yang kuat.Sebaliknya, jika ingin membongkar rumah, tentu susah kalau dimulai dgntapaknya dulu, tentu saja dinding dan peralatan akan dikeluarkan dulu,kerusi dipindahkan dulu, Almari dibuang dulu satu persatu, baru rumahdihancurkan. ...""Begitulah musuh-musuh Islam menghancurkan kita. Ia tidak akanmenghentam terang-terangan, tapi ia akan perlahan-lahan merusakan kita.Mulai dari perangai kita, cara hidup, pakaian dan lain-lain, sehinggameskipun kita muslim, tapi kita telah meninggalkan ajaran Islam danmengikuti cara mereka... Dan itulah yang mereka inginkan." "Inisemua adalah fenomena Ghazwul Fikri (Perang Pemikiran). Dan inilah yangdijalankan oleh musuh musuh kita... ""Kenapa mereka tidak berani terang-terang memijak-mijak kita, cikgu?"tanyamurid- murid."Sesungguhnya dahulu mereka terang-terang menyerang Islam, misalnya PerangSalib, Perang Tartar, dan lain-lain. Tapi sekarang tidak lagi.""Begitulah Islam... Kalau diserang perlahan-lahan, mereka tidak akansedar, akhirnya hancur. Tapi kalau diserang secara terang-terangan,kita akan bangkit serentak, baru mereka gerun"."Kalau begitu, kita selesaikan pelajaran kita kali ini, dan mari kitaberdoa dahulu sebelum pulang..."RENUNGILAH SAHABAT SEMUA..TOLONG SEBARKAN PADA SAUDARA2 ISLAM KITA..MOGA ALLAH MEMBERI TAUFIQ DANHIDAYAH PADA KITA DAN KELUARGA KITA... MARILAH KITA SAMA2 SEDAR BAHAWAAGAMA,BANGSA DAN TANAHAIR KITA SEMAKIN TERANCAM!UMAT ISLAM SEMAKIN MUDAH DIBELI DENGAN WANG RINGGIT, DILALAIKAN DENGANKEINDAHAN DAN MEMUJA KESERONOKAN HIDUP, HINGGA HILANG MARUAH DAN HARGADIRI!!JUSTERU, MARILAH, KITA BETULKAN APA YG TERMAMPU BERSAMA2..USAH HANYABILA SEGALANYA SUDAH TERJADI, SAMA SEPERTI SAUDARA KITA DINEGARA2LAINNYA, BARU KESEDARAN ITU TIMBUL, MUNGKIN MASIH BELUM TERLAMBAT TAPIKITA SUDAH TERLEWAT UTK MERUBAH DAN MEMBAIKI KEROSAKAN YG DIALAMI.YA ALLAH, SATUKANLAH UMAT ISLAM?AMIIINN. .. Sebagai umat Islam yangbertanggungjawab, tolonglah forwardkan e-mel ini kepada sahabat2 Islamkita yang lain. Semoga yang baik dijadikan telada dan yang burukdijadikan sempadan..ALLAHU AKHBAR

Artikel diambil dari email seorang sahabat. Semoga renungan menjadi iktibar buat kita dan generasi yang akan datang. Semoga Melayu tidak mudah lupa.

Lawyer's personal injury

A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain."I'm an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this is going to cost you $5000.""I'm sorry, I'm really sorry," the concerned golfer replied. "But I did yell 'fore'.""I'll take it," the attorney said.

Get money to heaven

A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can’t take it with you."After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillow cases. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven.Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer’s wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two forgotten pillow cases stuffed with cash. "Oh, that darned old fool," she exclaimed. "I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement."

Unreasonable bill

A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement included this item:"Was walking down the street and saw you on the other side. Walked to the corner to cross at the light, crossed the street and walked quickly to catch up with you. Got close and saw it wasn't you. -$50.00

Dilarang keras mengorek hidung. Tengok apa dah jadi.......!

An eye-twisting picture. Can you find all 9 people in the image? Have fun...

Here's a few jokes on lawyers. have a break guys, have a good laugh!

Can I take his place?

An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor. "So, what is it?" grumbled the governor. "Judge Garber has just died" said the attorney, "and I want to take his place." The governor replied: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."

Free haircuts

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God’s work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to pay, saying, "you protect the public." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "you serve the justice system." The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut

I just managed to settle an account!

A young attorney who had taken over his father’s practice rushed home elated one night."Dad, listen," he shouted, "I’ve finally settled that old McKinney suit.""Settled it!" cried his astonished father. "Why, you idiot! We have been living off of that money for five years!"

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A CUP OF TIPS TO START UP THE DAY

LESSON 1

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff. and he was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pfufffff. and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm.

"MORAL OF THE STORY : "ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRST"LESSON

2 Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand,

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document,and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive.

He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder machine.

"I just need one copy."

MORAL OF THE STORY: "NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING"

LESSON 3

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA . When the American turned to the Japanese and asked,

"What kind of -ese are you?"

The Japanese confused, replied,

"Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."

The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"

Again, the Japanese was confused over he question. The American, now irritated, then yelled,

"What kind of -ese are you ... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!,etc......??? "

The Japanese then replied,

"Oh, I am a Japanese."

A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked What kind Of 'key' was he. The American, frustrated, yelled,

"What do you mean what kind of -kee' am I ?!"

The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"

MORAL OF THE STORY: "NEVER INSULT ANYONE"

LESSON 4

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, He said,

"Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you A wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."

The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted,"WINE".

The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.

Next is the Russian's turn,he did the same and shouted, "VODKA"and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.

The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.

The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly He steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!! ......... "

MORAL OF THE STORY: "THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN"

LESSON 5

The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was In charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:

Brain....... .. I should be in charge because I run all body functions.

Blood....... . I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.

Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.

Legs........ . I should be in charge because I take the brain where it Wants to go.

Eyes........ . I Should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.

Asshole..... I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.

All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and Stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.

Day1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief

Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly

Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable

Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred

Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body

Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.

MORAL OF THE STORY: "NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE"

STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters...

My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. Seriously.. Please read:
STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm, Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this... A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough. RECOGNIZING A STROKE Thank God for the sense to remember the "3" steps, STR . (Remember " STAR ".)
Read and Learn ! Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke. Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions: S *Ask the individual to SMILE. T *Ask the person to TALK . to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (i.e. . . It is sunny out today) R *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS. {NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out their tongue... if the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke} If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call 9-1-1 immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.

Check the Expiry Date on your Cooking Gas Cylinder



How to determine whether the cooking gas cylinder is safe to use?
Domestic accidents involving cooking gas can be very fatal. Accidents are avoidable if we take extra precaution by determining the safety of the gas regulator, gas hoses and gas cylinder. Make sure that the gas regulator is properly installed. There are regulators (made in Italy, if I was not mistaken) which can detect any leakage in the cylinder head or the hoses. It stops the cooking gas from passing through a special valve built in the regulator. Prevention of gas leakage from tubes by using good and extreme heat resistant tubes. Avoid keeping inflammable near the cylinder. Always turn off the regulator knob after finish cooking.
Do you know that L.P.G. cylinders have expiry date? As well as food and medicine, gas cylinders have an expiry date too. Here’s a way to determine the expire date of the cylinders
The expiry date is stated in one of the three stems. It consists of an alphanumerical code. For example A, B, C or D and immediately two digits will be there like D - 06 (or A 11).
Each letter on the cylinder indicates quarters of a year.
1. A (means first quarter) January up to March
2. B (second quarter), April to June
3. C (third quarter), July to September
4. D (fourth quarter) October to December
Any numbers after the alphabet indicates the year. For example D - 06 means Fourth quarter, year 2006.

Please check these on your cylinders now or upon delivery of the new cylinders. Do not hesitate to ask for replacement from the seller.

Snickers tidak halal?

sila berhati-hati apabila membeli atau ingin memakanan dari luar negara. makanan berikut dianggap tidak halal. Rennet adalah bahan yang digunakan untuk menghasilkan keju (cheese), curd (macam dadih atau tairu) dan junket (sejenis pemanis mulut atau dessert). Rennet dihasilkan dari perut haiwan (inner mucosa of the fourth stomach chamber (the abomasum). secara komersil ia dihasilkan menggunakan perut lembu muda. ia juga dihasilkan dari perut anak babi dan anak kambing. dikhuatiri lembu atau kambing tidak disembelih mengikut syara'. anak babi sudah tentu tak halal. anak babi dan kerabat babi tak boleh disembelih sebab babi tak ada leher!


All the below Masterfood Company Chocolate Products (Mars) are no longer Halal. They started using Animal product rennet in it for products that have expiry date after 1st of October 2007.

Check this article from BBC News
http://news. bbc.co.uk/ 1/hi/business/ 6653175.stm
And this from the Vegetarian Society
http://www.vegsoc. org/news/ 2007/mars. html

· Bounty
· Celebrations
· Dove Chocolate
· Flyte
· Galaxy
· Kudos (North America)
· Lockets
· M-Azing (North America)
· Maltesers
· M&M's
· Mars Bar
· Mars Delight
· Milky Way
· Minstrels (UK only)
· Mars Planets (newly inroduced in UK)
· Skittles
· Snickers (The top-selling candy bar in the United States. Known in the UK as Marathon until 1990.)
· Starburst (Originally Opal Fruits in the UK .)
· 3 Musketeers ( North America )
· Topic
· Twix
· Snicker's Marathon Energy Bar
· AquaDrops


Macam ni lah kebiasaannya, dah banyak kita makan baru tahu ia tak halal. Snickers ni dah jadi makanan ruji saya masa belajar di UIA PJ. sumber tenaga yang mudah dan cepat. Ia juga menjadi santapan berbuka puasa semasa dalam perjalanan dari KL ke Seremban. Perkara-perkara beginilah yang menyebabkan timbul masalah dalam diri kita dan keluarga kerana darah daging tak bersih. marilah kita berbanyakkan Istighfar memohon keampunan dari Allah SWT.

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selawat tafrijiyyah

YA ALLAH, LIMPAHKAN RAHMAT DAN KESELAMATAN YANG SEMPURNA KEPADA JUNJUNGAN KAMI, IAITU NABI MUHAMMAD, SEMOGA TERURAI DENGAN BERKAHNYA SEGALA MACAM IKATAN, DILEPASKAN DARI SEGALA MACAM KESUSAHAN, DITUNAIKAN SEGALA MACAM HAJAT, TERCAPAI SEGALA MACAM KEINGINAN DAN HUSNUL KHATIMAH (AKHIR HAYAT YANG BAIK), DICURAHKAN HUJAN RAHMAT DENGAN BERKAH PERIBADINYA YANG MULIA, RAHMAT DAN KESELAMATAN YANG SEMPURNA ITU,SEMOGA JUGA ENGKAU LIMPAHKAN KEPADA KELUARGA DAN PARA SAHABATNYA SETIAP KERDIPAN MATA DAN HEMBUSAN NAFAS BAHKAN SEBANYAK PENGETAHUAN ENGKAU.

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Bismillahirrahmanirahim,

Alhamdulillahirrabbil Aalamin,

wabihi nastain,

la hawla wala quwata illa billahil aliyil Azim,

wasolatu wassalam ala saiyidina Muhammad S.A.W wa ala alihi wa sohbihi wa baarik wa salim

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Assalamualaikum dan salam sejahtera,

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1) Tabungku,

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Blog ini akan memaparkan pelbagai perkara yang saya rasakan perlu untuk dikongsi bersama-sama. Saya akan paparkan perkara-perkara mengenai agama, sains, sejarah, jenaka, ilmu alam, kereta dan berbagai-bagai topik yang sesuai. Pelawat-pelawat juga dijemput untuk memberikan komen.

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